Today's Supposed "Stars" (A Short Rant)

Go up to any eight year old girl and ask her who she admires. Go up to any girl between the ages of twelve and twenty-two and find out who her favorite actor of the moment is. Guess how many girls in your school have a certain trio of brothers face's plastered on their walls'. Look around and try to see who's hiding an old folder with a group of fake high schoolers jumping for joy on it. They are all obsessing about the so called "stars of our time" yet they try so hard to deny it.

Just about every young girl on the planet Earth, or at least in the United States, are in love with the diva that suffers from MPD, Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus. They admire her because she's like a real Barbie. She's perfect, although she says no one really is. She sings, she acts and she's funny! What more could a little kid ask for in a role model? Hmmm.....let's see here....talent? Integrity? Originality? The young woman couldn't act her way into a SciFi movie if daddy wasn't Billy Ray Cyrus. He's famous, therefore she has opportunities. Her music sounds too peppy and happy and isn't it all essentially about the same thing? She is this supposed Goddess among nine year olds yet she dresses like the lovely "women" in the 50 Cent rap videos. And what's all this about dating a twenty year old? Isn't she, like, sixteen? Isn't that illegal for someone over the age of eighteen to date someone under the age of sixteen? Even if it that's not true, isn't she always complaining to the magazines how she isn't treated like she wants to be and her dad is strict? I can't see a dad being strict saying okay to letting his daughter date a twenty year old. And the way she acts around him and with him...I mean, just take a look at the May/June issue of the magazine, J-14. On page 38, young Miley is seen jogging in a rather questionable outfit with her boyfriend. Short shorts, a bikini top and a really low-cut t-shirt for jogging? Next to your twenty year old bare-chested bo? Appropriate behavior for the idol of little kids everywhere? I think not...

I will be the first to admit that I have pictures of Robert Pattinson plastered on every possible inch of my wall. Practically everyone in my school loves him. And you have to admit, it's hard not to. Especially when he's not used to the attention.It makes you love him a little bit more! But let's get this straight...I'm not going to say good things about him just because I like him. Yeah, I'll say good things but if I think something, I'm going to say it whether it is good or bad. But to be honest, I can't think about anything bad to do with Rob. He's like the good guy in the famous world right now. As far as I know, he hasn't done anything fake or annoying. But what is annoying that has to do with Robert Pattinson? All the fans! A lot of them like him because he's Edward and some just for him. But when fake Twilight fans are showing up knowing nothing about the books and claim to, that gets annoying. They are in love with Rob and he's in Twilight. So the say they love Edward and Twilight. But they don't read Twilight, they just watch the movies and make fool's of themselves. The sad truth is...Robert Pattinson brings out the fakers of the world...and I also think my friend Kelsey would like to mention his eyebrows. They have a tendency to freak some people out.

Year 3000 is over. We have all been zapped back to the reality that is 2009. The Jonas Brothers are bigger than they have ever been before. They are everywhere! They have taken over the music industry and their jumbo-sized faces are splashed across every magazine around. You can't go anywhere without seeing Nick, Joe or Kevin. People have even started to talk about little Frankie non-stop! And to top all this off, they freaking get a television show! After the "success" of Camp Rock, the Disney Channel Original Movie, the head haunchos down at Disney decide to give them even more unnecessary popularity with a show titled Jonas. Let me just say that not only is their music getting stale, they can't act and hopefully, the show will be cancelled before the start of my sophomore year. But I highly doubt that due to the amount of drooling and screaming girls dedicated to making their fame rise. And the really sad thing is...the fans would do anything for anything Jonas! Or settle for anything, at least. For example, the cover of the May 2009 issue of BOP magazine shows a pic of Joe Jonas with the caption, "OMJ! See Joe's bare feet!" Really? All I can ask is...why?

How did two things every kid hates get turned into such a successful hit that got old two movies ago? High School Musical is the sad story of a jock that can sing and falls for the geek. The hot geek and we all know that only happens in movies. The lame "jumping onstage" pose lasted for another movie and many copycats. The last movie (hopefully) was the only one to go to theaters because the actors wanted something more serious. Somehow Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are still together and are luckily branching away from the Disney Channel roots. Zac recently starred in 17 Again and Vanessa is singing her own tunes now. But it's shocking that Disney even invited her back after the nude photos leaked to the internet last year...the movies were lame but everyone loved them. That doesn't happen in the normal world and seriously proves my theory that we were all somehow transported to a different planet and are subconsciously following all of Venus' secret plans...

Today's so called stars are some real winners. Hopefully, they won't be all we hear about for the next five years...I think it's time for some new talent to arrive...