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Well, I'm shoppin for a new car,
which one's me.
A cool convertible,
or an SUV?

Too bad I didn't know my
credit was whack,
so I'm drivin off the lot
in a used sub-compact.

F-R-E-E
That spells free
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Saw their ads on my TV
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Now instead of lookin fly
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and my posse's gettin laughed at

F-R-E-E
That spells free
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****

I was gettin depressed at all the
stress I was feelin at home.
I had a poor credit score and
the number would haunt me wherever I go.

So I moved to a place
where my credit could stink
and nobody would care.

It's just too bad that somebody
didn't tell me that place was
a Renaissance fair.

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